This Just In

So, I was in 7-11 the other day and this caught my eye. The only reason I paid attention was because my birthday is on 11/8. So, I figure what great excuse for a really good time on my birthday. But then my friend Roger reminded me that if the world is ending on the 9th we should probably spend the 8th repenting....not partying. But....I think there will be plenty of time for that. Kinda makes you wonder what Roger has to repent for anyway, doesn't it? So, if anyone wants to celebrate like it's the last night of the world on my birthday....let me know.